I swore I would not do any political rants but it is my fucking blog so, I can write what I fucking please. I am happy bin Ladin is dead. I am happy that our President, a man of interacial heritage with the name of Barack Hussein Obama was the man that gave the order. What makes me feel even better is the way it was handled. We didn’t go in with carpet bombs, smart bombs, drones, or any of that pussy silly shit (sorry ladies). President Obama sent in a hand-picked elite force of the nation’s collective military. It does my heart good to know the last damn thing Bin Ladin saw and felt before going to hell was an american soldier shooting American bullets into his brain. Face-to-face baby; compliments of the U.S.A. How fitting that the last act of the son-of-a-bitch that was responsible for 911 was to hide behind one of his wives trying to use her as a human shield. I think what I liked most is that our President did not shield himself from the action. He sat right there with his decision team and watched it unfold in real time. The look on Hillary’s face and the faces of the others said it all. Bin Ladin died a coward. I am glad Bin-Ladin is dead. Think of the time and bullshit he has saved us all by not being captured alive. As much as i would have liked to have seen Bin Ladin strung up Mussolini style at Ground Zero for a month, our President took the high road. Bin Ladin’s remains were treated with respect, and buried within 24 hours honoring the rites and customs of the Islam faith. However, we did bury him at sea so no shrine housing his remains could be built. The President didn’t tell anyone he was going to do it. They just went in, took care of business and left. Then the President picked up the phone, called Pakistan and said, “Oh, by the way ……..” Now that is how you handle cowardly terrorists and bullies. No meaningless costly wars for no damn good reason or false trumped up reasons given to cover up your true objectives. Thank you W and Dick for staying out of the public spotlight, as well you both should. Shame on you both. Oh, and thanks to The Donald for making everyone look the other way for a few days, so the President could use your silliness to his advantage. Your actions are also throughing the conservative right into even further disarray.
Being in DC, the last few days I have seen security really beefed up. Plain clothes riding the Metro subway system, more men in uniform patrolling the subway stops, and I see military in plain clothes all over town. Some people are alarmed by this but personally I am relieved. The President gave the order, the order was executed with surgical precision, and now necessary precautions are being taken. They are being done quietly and efficiently so the rest of us can get on with our lives. Despite all the bullshit being spewed by the media (somebody please take an iphone video of Glen Beck giving blow-jobs at a glory hole so we can shut that fool up) and as screwed up as the american machine is, it is still, by far, the best system in the world.
No matter what your politics are, you have to admit, President Obama is a class act. He is the definition of ‘cool.’ Though I am sure the President, his war-room team, nor the heros that executed his orders will ever read this, I’d just like to say, “Well done and Thank you.”
Well my Morning BlowJob Boy is finally here with my Quad-Shot Venti Cap from Four-Bucks … so until next time, Happy Wanking Y’all.